Doin it again tonight….Bet there

I just woke up on a hotel room floor, in a room with Johnny and Boyd Banks.  Took a shower with President Kennedy’s Towels. Night one of the show was great, the crowd was hot, everyone brought it. If you haven’t been to Just for Spite, it’s amazing how close the venue is to Just for Laugh, you could see the weird fucking homo parade from the rooftop.

The rooftop were we hung out with Stanhope, and a holocaust denying, pre-op transexual, who offered to suck some guys dick. He came from Vancouver just for the show though, so we let him stay. Anyways, I got approval from Stanhope so I can kill myself jerking off now. Got another show tonight, and I was added to the Howard Dover show tonight, also part of spite.

Ok Legend needs to get back to his weird porn.

Rob

Here is the first vid…

We have done many shows together and it seems I always end up in some kind of shape from many different…um….Never mind….

Anyways….I’m picking Boyd Banks up in the morning at 645 for the drive to Cafe Chaos…We are staying at a nice hotel…No more wood paneling - dead hooker in the tub shitholes for me….It is a little further to stumble to after the shows but hey…If I’m lucky some mouth breathing 17 year old stripper will find me in the gutter an “help” me home.

Gettin ready….Here’s classic Doug

That’s Right!

Legend

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The movie asks many times throughout what you would do if you had one day, one week or one month to live - What would you do? It made me think. What would I do?

I am a twisted individual because I could only think of bad things.

I though ow a week of hookers an blow, I thought of just walking through the mall and randomly punching people in the face. Find that fat kid that you know stole some nerds lunch money and hold him down while the smart kids piss on him. I even though about running stupid people over with my truck.

I neve once though about travelling across this country. I’ve done it. In the snow.

All I can come up with are bad things….Even now I am thinking of more….What would you do?

Women who get plenty of mushrooms and green tea in their diets may have a lower risk of developing breast cancer, new study findings suggest. If that’s true I know I’ll never get breast cancer.

The study, of more than 2,000 Chinese women, found that the more fresh and dried mushrooms the women ate, the lower was their breast cancer risk. the study also found that the women were “tripping balls like a mutherfukker“

When asked how the mushrooms made them feel, an astounding 85% of women said “did you see that unicorn?” 11% had admited that they met Elvis and the remaining 4% were on the planet Triton farming olives.

Finally, mushroom eaters who also drank green tea everyday had only 11 to 18 percent of the breast cancer risk of women who consumed neither.

The study does not prove cause-and-effect, the researchers point out.

They did account for several kinds of risk factors for breast cancer — such as the women’s weight, education level, and exercise frequency and smoking habits — but there could be other factors that explain the findings.

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