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Shrooms and Tea Reduce Breast Cancer
By admin | March 13, 2009
Forget a marathon to end breast cancer….Let’s have a Shroom-a-Thon and kill 2 birds with one stone….Pardon the puns
Women who get plenty of mushrooms and green tea in their diets may have a lower risk of developing breast cancer, new study findings suggest. If that’s true I know I’ll never get breast cancer.
The study, of more than 2,000 Chinese women, found that the more fresh and dried mushrooms the women ate, the lower was their breast cancer risk. the study also found that the women were “tripping balls like a mutherfukker“
When asked how the mushrooms made them feel, an astounding 85% of women said “did you see that unicorn?” 11% had admited that they met Elvis and the remaining 4% were on the planet Triton farming olives.
Finally, mushroom eaters who also drank green tea everyday had only 11 to 18 percent of the breast cancer risk of women who consumed neither.
The study does not prove cause-and-effect, the researchers point out.
They did account for several kinds of risk factors for breast cancer — such as the women’s weight, education level, and exercise frequency and smoking habits — but there could be other factors that explain the findings.
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