Brazilian Face Farting

By admin | March 12, 2009

It is no secret that I love watching people I don’t know do stupid things. It has been this way since I was a kid. And with all the stupid things I have done I have to start getting video of it all up on the blog for you all.

I have become a fan of bizarre and interesting porn.

Not as a form of eroticism…But for sheer hilarity….For amusement……BRAZILIAN FACE FARTING may be the only porn I have ever seen that made me laugh uncontrollably out lout every time I watch it until I get a headache.

Now…In case you have never seen it….here you go…. Watch as the one chick can’t take anymore……It’s hilarious! Watch the hair blow

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Horse Bites Off Mans Testicle…

By admin | March 12, 2009

An Indonesian man is in hospital after a horse bit off his testicle.

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It’s an odd way to get a vasectomy but why he had his nuts hanging out in front of a hungry horse I have no idea, but if you are going to give a horse a treat I would go with apple slices or sugar cubes…..Not your onions!

Apparently the man was unloading sand froma truck when the horse unloaded his ball from the sack…It is not known if it was the right one or the left one but it doesn’t really matter.

“Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement,” the bystander was quoted as saying.

“So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated.”

No one knows if the doctors had reattached the loose nut but the owner of the horse says the horse was trained. I wonder how you train a horse to bite balls off.

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This Dude Choked His Chicken…Then Punched His Mom

By admin | March 12, 2009

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What would you do if your mom caught you masturbating in the back yard?

This dude in Florida was outside on a nice sunny day, as it is in Florida most times. And I guess with the warm breeze and the chirp of the bird he got a little randy and decided to start going at himself.

That when his mom looked out the kitchen window and noticed her son weedwacking….Sort of!

But what do you do when your mom yells at ya for pullin your pud on the lawn furniture?

Well you do what this guy did…You walk around to the front of the house, ring the doorbell and sucker you mama in the puss.

I don’t understand how you can punch mama in the mush but I do understand that when you have to empty of…You have to empty off…..

Oh ya…he was unemployed…But I think we all know what he did for work…..

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Utah Is The Happiest State….I wonder why

By admin | March 12, 2009

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A study done by the gallop pole found that of all the states in the Union….Utah is the HAPPIEST…..

But why would a state that is so conservative be so happy?

Well I’ll tell you….

They also did a poll by controlling broadband internet usage and found that Utah is the highest consuming state of….INTERNET PORN!

Yes…Of all the states Utah was the biggest consumer averaging 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users. That’s PAID SUBSCRIPTIONS…..

I don’t know about you but I get my internet porn for free….I guess THOU SHALT NOT STEAL PORN is a mormon commandment….They watch it but they buy it so it’s all good….

I’m gonna go look at some porn now!

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Retard Fight Club

By admin | March 12, 2009

YES!

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In Texas the police broke up a fight club….At a home for the mentally disabled….Its like a dream come true.

How awesome is that? A retard fight club…..That’s a great movie in itslef. They even video taped it and had people standing around in a circle with money in their fists like an asian cockfight in a dark warehouse with one lightbulb swinging on a whire.

I wonder if they can fight? retard strength is a great thing.